Free Moat Dredge With Every Political Website!
16 May 2009
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- Are you in politics?
- Do you need a website?
- Do you have a moat which needs dredging?
If so, Wintercorn can offer you a free moat dredging* when you spend £5000 or more on your new content managed website.
Simply complete our quick quote form and we'll be in touch faster than a three line whip. Payment accepted via BACS, cheque or cash in brown envelopes.
Act now to receive our special Duck Island and Dredging combo package.
* Moat Dredging offer limited to politicians with a moat no older than 1000 years and limited to a value of £1000. If you don't have a moat we'll send you One Thousand Pounds worth of bathplugs. Restricted to one moat per household. If you are a political couple and have two separate moats, we will substitute a drawbridge varnishing instead. Duck Island offer limited to Ducks only. Larger accomodation is available for Swans and Peacocks. Ask us for more details.
Moat photo from adpowers
Note : This spoof article was added simply to poke fun at our politicians - and why not? In the meantime it seems to have created some noise on the internet. We ranked higher than the Daily Telegraph and the other newspapers for the phrase 'moat dredge' and got a few calls from people enquiring about our SEO services, some of whom actually paid us money in return for work. Which was nice.
